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Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
Snapchat still doesn't allow username changes and display name changes have no effect on your existing friends' accounts! 🙃🙃🙃

Einhver hollenskur ráðherra: hey hvað um að hætta að skrá kyn á skilríkjum því það er gjörsamlega tilgangslaust?

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Ég þakka Kára fyrir góða sýnikennslu í mögulegum hættum sem fylgja aðkomu einkageirans að lífsnauðsynlegri heilbrigðisþjónustu.

How do *some* Linux users just like pick a distro and roll with it? I'm having a very hard time picking a favorite and I'm not even planning on using Linux as my main OS 🤔

Sá loksins #FireSaga Mjög þekktir taktar í henni og fyndin og allt það.
En ein spurning situr í mér eftir hana:
Hvaða framhaldsskóli mun setja upp þetta leikrit?
Finnst eins og það sé eingöngu tímaspurnsmál.

“Guys” isn’t gender neutral, but “Gays” is. As in, “How are you gays doin’ tonight?” “Gays, it’s time to head down to the BLM rally!” “You gays are the best friends a girl could ask for.” “Gays, gays! GAYS! ... Settle down, one person at a time.” “What do you gays think of this?”

Programming tip! 👉 Remove your debugging print statements BEFORE pushing to production! Otherwise, you will be really embarrassed when multiple teams simultaneously tag you in Slack, asking why 99% of their logs are suddenly "CHLOE CHLOE CHLOE!! LOOK HERE LOOK HERE LOOK HEREEEE"

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